He could go to court with his story, and the judge could bust him with this, "Mr. Z_Man, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. You still get the ticket, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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____________________________________________________ We face formidable challenges. I am not afraid of them. I am prepared for them.